Dirty Mouth Club
Listen... if you care about being a decent human you should #coveryourdirtymouth.
If you don't care, you should cover your dirty mouth anyway, because you're probably annoying and nobody wants to see your face.
We make premium face covers to help you accomplish all of your hopes and dreams of covering your dirty mouth.
We use premium materials including 300 thread count cotton (which is a whole thing), for a soft and comfortable lining; light breathable dirty mouth pocket; wire contour to fit your nose (and stop fogging up your glasses); and adjustable elastic straps.
If you're into green stuff then you're in luck. You can wash your premium dirty mouth cover with your regular laundry to clean up your act and save the planet. Congratulations, you're practically a hero.
